‘Crazy Crystals’, apparently, were simply the crystals left behind when mineral water was distilled. But judging from the advertising claims made by the company, the crystals had health-enhancing qualities beyond the skin softening and laxative properties that had long been attributed to mineral water precipitate. Crazy Crystals was a product of Texas. And, not surprisingly, it still is. As far as I know, however, there is no longer a Vancouver office.